I Hate Your Kid

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Your Name:
Location:
Parent's Name:
Kid's Name:
Reason:
Author
Daniel Grenson

Location
Wellington

Parent's Name
Michael Silver

Kid's Name
Scott Silver

Reason
You are a fatty


Author
Fed Up Roomate

Location
Cohabitational Hell

Parent's Name
Roomates

Kid's Name
JR

Reason
I absolutely hate your ugly, selfish, rude, nappy, bullying, indulged child. What's worse, is it's completely your fault because you REFUSE to discipline him! Every time JR is here he beats up on my kids, bullies every child in the house, insists on his own meals, and wakes me up yelling every f(&king morning!

You act like I am being unfair when I discipline him, but the truth is he's loud as a bullhorn and I can hear his bullsh*t all over the house. He lies for attention, purposely gets the other kids in trouble, and plays with Barbie dolls at age 8, and screams like someone hit him every time he is told 'No'. Let's not mention his unfailing rudeness to all adults including yourselves. He drives me up the wall.

I absolutely love and cherish your other 2 kids, who I consider my own. But you NEVER should have let that child move in with your parents. That redneck white trash father/father-in-law of yours gives him whatever he wants, and has taught him to disrespect women since we all know that Grandma allows Grandpa to treat her like sh*t in front of everyone.

You BOTH need to step up to the f$&king plate and take some g*damn responsibility for the piece of sh*t child you have. Oh, and not that I'm racist, but your oldest is mixed race and dark as night - given the arrest rate for young African American males in this country, I'd say he's got less than a decade before he winds up in Juvenile Detention or jail. At this rate, I sincerely hope he does BEFORE he knocks some 15 year old girl up and spreads his deplorable DNA to yet another generation.


Author
awesome

Location
hell

Parent's Name
dumb ass

Kid's Name
dumbass jr

Reason
She's 8, she acts 4, she steals, the neighborhood hates her and tells dumbass sr all the time. You call her a baby.she stole 300.00 dollars from me and my kids. She lays on the floor repeating what she wants for every while crying, she hits her father shes now starting fires blames it on daddy cause he isn't spending enough time with the brat. NO ONE LIKES HER LITERALLY!!! I'm starting to think she's the anti christ


Author
Aunt by marriage

Location
West Coast

Parent's Name
SIL

Kid's Name
Charlie

Reason
Wishh SIL would stop posting, emailing, texting pictures of lil Charlie. He is not cute!!! He has a big head and squinty little eyes just like his father!!!


Author
Lady

Location
Here

Parent's Name
Bff

Kid's Name
Little asshole

Reason
He's ugly and he hits my child whenever they're around each other. He's a little shithead and he looks like an ape with his mouth constantly hanging open. I actually want to hurt him. He screams all the time and he's horrible


Author
Aunt

Location
Bible belt

Parent's Name
Brother

Kid's Name
Jackass

Reason
YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER YOUR CHILD!!!


Author
roddy

Location
taliban

Parent's Name
hamdon

Kid's Name
cassee

Reason
i hate him


Author
KB

Location
Thailand

Parent's Name
Terry

Kid's Name
Rupert

Reason
I hate your utterly undisciplined, spoilt, raging brat whom you allow to hit you, spit at you, abuse you, and whom you never try to correct or discipline. He's horrible to be around and once he enters the real world, I hope some other kids beat the shit out of him.


Author
Ahmed

Location
Stafford

Parent's Name
Inbred Fucks

Kid's Name
"Creation" from two inbred fucks.

Reason
Needs a life. Blows to much cock.


Author
Antoine

Location
Alabama

Parent's Name
"Producer's of a Crack Head"

Kid's Name
Idiot in the Projects

Reason
He's climbin' in yo windows and snatchin' ya people up.


Author
N/A

Location
Fredericksburg, Va

Parent's Name
Fuck if I know

Kid's Name
Evil receptionist bitch.

Reason
Flat out cunt. Every time I go in to talk to someone, she kicks me out. For that, you should rot in hell.


Author
mom

Location
hell (aka playground)

Parent's Name
old lady

Kid's Name
stupid

Reason
disgusting pig spitting everywhere and laughing


Author
satan

Location
hell

Parent's Name
god

Kid's Name
jesus

Reason
He lookalike a jew


Author
A PERSON

Location
THE EARTH

Parent's Name
JO AND BOB

Kid's Name
IDIOT JR.

Reason
Too loud, too spoiled, has too much fun!


Author
Satan

Location
Hell

Parent's Name
Your parent(s)

Kid's Name
You

Reason
For giving you life